Life in the End Times

Shin's gift to Annie on their One Year Anniversary

Fat Hips

Filed under: Just Writing — Annie at 12:53 am on Sunday, March 1, 2009

Conversation between Shin and Annie
He says, “You did a good job giving birth”
“But my hips DID get wide.”
“I think your hips just got fat”
“Oh that’s good because that means I can lose it”
pause
She says, “I eat a lot but a few hours later I get hungry again!”
“That’s because eating a lot increases appetite”
pause
He says, “You have to push the CTRL button… hold it down”
*Annie slaps Shin*